Top 10 Signs you're an Online Junky

10.) You occasionally wake up at your desk with Doritos stuck to your face

9.) Your boss and the IT manager have requested to meet with you

8.) You often refer to your computer as “Sheila”

7.) You direct your friend's attention to things on your screen by referencing encrusted sneeze spit

6.) Your keyboard letters are covered in dirty nacho cheese and are no longer visible

5.) When you lose connection to the Internet you sob

4.) You’re proud of your desks growing empire of balanced pop cans and paper plates

3.) When the doorbell rings you yell “I’m over here!”

2.) You don’t bother hiding the lotion and tissues anymore

1.) Your neighbors are calling about an odd smell